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A pesky Canadian Goose honks what is likely satire in the direction of passersby

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3 thoughts on “About

    • Dear Anonymous,
      As a representative of The Waterloo Honk, and English Student In Residence, I would like to apologise for the obscene behavior of one of our writers. Their contract as Under Secretary Who Edits Things has since been terminated. At the Waterloo Honk we are committed to passable grammar and general readability.
      Again we would like to apologise for this disgraceful behavior.
      The Waterloo Honk

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