What do Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Kim Kardashian have in common? They each have their very own course featured in the new Celebrity Faculty at The University of Waterloo.
The Waterloo Celebrity Faculty
Thousands of current students have already abandoned their majors to join the new Celebrity Faculty. Brandy Rice says, “I’ve always told my friends ‘If only I could get marks for knowing all the lyrics to Katy Perry songs.’ Finally academia that actually applies to real life! Plus the Celeb Faculty has the best parties. I’m so glad my parents forced me to come here.”
Kanye West Intervenes
However, the new faculty has also been attracting some controversial attention. This Wednesday, Kanye West interrupted a class writing their Taylor Swift midterm with some startling news.
“Imma let you let you finish,” said Kanye to the 22 students frantically writing out song lyrics, “but Beyonce has one of the best courses of all time!”
Kanye was escorted from the room while yelling, “Don’t touch me, I am a god! And I’m a proud nonreader of books!”
Reports of Kanye’s presence on campus began to spread after a Kanye-shaped helicopter landed atop the Dana Porter library, knocking off the all-season Christmas star.
Anthony Green had this to say of the incident, “I was just chillin in the library scrolling through Instagram, trying to study for CELEB 102 The Stars Go Social, when I heard a huge thuncking sound from above. At first I was all mad, but then I was like oh Yeezy. What you gonna think up next.”
An alleged organization called Kanye University has been up and running for many years. There are no required readings, no professors, no exams, and no South Park. Only Kanye.
What courses would you like to see in University of Waterloo’s new Celebrity Faculty?